And all through the house, not a creature was....
Well, this is my last message till I am back in the office after Christmas...so I should make this witty? Funny? and different?...ummmmm no, why change from the rubbish I usually write.
Well - what to say?! I actually cannot comprehend anything intelligent to write down here - sooooooooo
with that in mind...
MERRY CHRISTMAS PEOPLE!!!
Thursday, 23 December 2010
Tuesday, 21 December 2010
Intellectually rich - financially poor
39.99 went out of my account today...and 7.99 went out yesterday for ease of convenience...
39.99 - some sort of software security annual subscription. WOAH! My laptop has more bugs in it than the NHS, it turns on, makes a noise and then turns off - and now, apparently it will be now safe to surf the Internet - well at least for the next 12months (but my laptop barely connects to the Internet...).
7.99 - Expedia Credit thingy, ok ok I liked the advert, I signed up and wham! next thing I know I have subscribed to a monthly credit reading - believe me, I know my monthly credit rating...B0llocks that what it is. I do not need someone to take 8 (badly needed) quid out of my account to tell me that.
I love the fact that both of these companies have the policy of automatically renewing subscription for the 'ease' of the customer. well, I am now 47 quid down...B@STARDS!
other news...
2011...
I have just bought my annual Moleskin Pocket Diary...mmmmmmmmm I do love a good moleskin (which is ironic, because I have a mole on my skin, which is still clinging on for dear life)
2011...
Need to move out of Catford - I have emailed my landlord to inquire about my notice period. Reasons!
1) Too expensive to live by myself
2) Unable to sleep - due to Music, Domestic abuse and make up sex at various times in the early hours.
3) The house is a dump - and its bl00dy cold ATM
4) 2011 is the year of spending nothing.
5) I am slightly bored now - I enjoyed living by myself for a while (I admit) but now I am rather bored...
Issues - I have 500+ books, which I do not want to get rid of, I also have two bikes, (one I might have to get rid off)...clothes? I have a few...what else, well...I have a lot of general cr@p...but I can clear that out over the next two months.
39.99 - some sort of software security annual subscription. WOAH! My laptop has more bugs in it than the NHS, it turns on, makes a noise and then turns off - and now, apparently it will be now safe to surf the Internet - well at least for the next 12months (but my laptop barely connects to the Internet...).
7.99 - Expedia Credit thingy, ok ok I liked the advert, I signed up and wham! next thing I know I have subscribed to a monthly credit reading - believe me, I know my monthly credit rating...B0llocks that what it is. I do not need someone to take 8 (badly needed) quid out of my account to tell me that.
I love the fact that both of these companies have the policy of automatically renewing subscription for the 'ease' of the customer. well, I am now 47 quid down...B@STARDS!
other news...
2011...
I have just bought my annual Moleskin Pocket Diary...mmmmmmmmm I do love a good moleskin (which is ironic, because I have a mole on my skin, which is still clinging on for dear life)
2011...
Need to move out of Catford - I have emailed my landlord to inquire about my notice period. Reasons!
1) Too expensive to live by myself
2) Unable to sleep - due to Music, Domestic abuse and make up sex at various times in the early hours.
3) The house is a dump - and its bl00dy cold ATM
4) 2011 is the year of spending nothing.
5) I am slightly bored now - I enjoyed living by myself for a while (I admit) but now I am rather bored...
Issues - I have 500+ books, which I do not want to get rid of, I also have two bikes, (one I might have to get rid off)...clothes? I have a few...what else, well...I have a lot of general cr@p...but I can clear that out over the next two months.
Monday, 20 December 2010
Things not to do at a Xmas Party
This next extract is all about what we should not do at Christmas party. (All these rules were broken by me last Thursday night)
1) Drink! Sounds simple - but would solve so many problems. I drank as if the white (yuk, should be unblocking loo) wine was running dry...this impeded many of my functionalities
A) Ability to stand
B) Ability to speak
C) Ability to dance (tbh that went even before I drunk the wine)
D) Ability to comprehend what you are doing?!
2) Dance with the boss - again sounds simple - but do not cave into peer pressure and start back shuffling with the boss at 2am - can only lead to complications at work.
3) Leave with other people! - Error - this is where I went really wrong - I left by myself, vision/hearing/walking impaired - turned left instead of right and ended up 4.5miles from where wanted to be.
4) Get into an unlicensed Cab - driven by an Nigerian hit man................and then run off (with him following...oops)
5) Walk from the wrong end of Lime house back to the City...in Minus 4 temperature.
6) Sleep on the stairwell as you haven't got a key to the office - leads to a sore/stiff next in the morning.
7) Get woken up by the cleaner and be the first person in the office at 7am...
8) leading on from point 7 - then do 10hour day at work...
9) well, when i say work - i really mean, stare blankly at the computer screen saying "when will it end?" repeatedly in your head for 9.5 of those hours...
Learn from my errors people!
1) Drink! Sounds simple - but would solve so many problems. I drank as if the white (yuk, should be unblocking loo) wine was running dry...this impeded many of my functionalities
A) Ability to stand
B) Ability to speak
C) Ability to dance (tbh that went even before I drunk the wine)
D) Ability to comprehend what you are doing?!
2) Dance with the boss - again sounds simple - but do not cave into peer pressure and start back shuffling with the boss at 2am - can only lead to complications at work.
3) Leave with other people! - Error - this is where I went really wrong - I left by myself, vision/hearing/walking impaired - turned left instead of right and ended up 4.5miles from where wanted to be.
4) Get into an unlicensed Cab - driven by an Nigerian hit man................and then run off (with him following...oops)
5) Walk from the wrong end of Lime house back to the City...in Minus 4 temperature.
6) Sleep on the stairwell as you haven't got a key to the office - leads to a sore/stiff next in the morning.
7) Get woken up by the cleaner and be the first person in the office at 7am...
8) leading on from point 7 - then do 10hour day at work...
9) well, when i say work - i really mean, stare blankly at the computer screen saying "when will it end?" repeatedly in your head for 9.5 of those hours...
Learn from my errors people!
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